this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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