I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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