im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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