Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
now i know why i became what i already was.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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