This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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