i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
When did angry sex become our thing?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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