Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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