Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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