windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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