There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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