LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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