i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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