at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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