I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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