The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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