he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
