The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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