I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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