i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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