I can tuck mytits in my pants
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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