Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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