it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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