had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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