She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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