Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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