Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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