I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This is my gift to your gina
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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