so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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