I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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