She's JV to your varsity
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life