I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.