My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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