I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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