as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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