can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The adults are the big ones right?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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