Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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