Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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