Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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