I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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