I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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