She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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