Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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