Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
