The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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