He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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