This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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