i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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