yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
