So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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