Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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