Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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