Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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