He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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