I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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