He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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