and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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