So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
